Don Pastrami is the main character in the Goat Simulator: PayDay DLC. He is a wild goat, noted for being the co-leader of the Animal Mafia. He is noted for being very handsome, and is able to rob banks, casinos, and other locations with very little repercussions. This is home. It's all that is left of the once glorious realms of the sun goddess. Before, the land was lush. Her children thrived under the care of the lesser gods. Every creation was filled with love. Then, the moon goddess threatened it all. Her light was pale in the bright blaze of the sun, and jealousy blackened her heart. Shadows fed off her anger, and unleashed terror upon our home. To cast out the dark, the sun goddess shattered the realms with a brilliant light that saved us all. Yet evil still lingers in the corners of these lands. Ever plotting, and gaining strength. Now, we call upon you. Are you ready to square your shoulders to take on the weight of the world? Earn your place in the pantheon of heroes? Well, it’s time for you to prove it.